EXPEDITIONS

Filing daily reports from the field would ruin a trip, but it's fun to do pre-briefs and debriefs.
October 28
On a cruise earlier this
month with Adventure Canada, we stopped briefly at Killinek, a
series of rugged islands called "the coldest, most dismal and
barest of all the Labrador coast," by S.K. Hutton, a doctor
who lived there while ministering to the Inuit a
century ago. On this early fall afternoon, it was hard to
disagree. Fresh snow dusted the ground. A stiff
wind shoved dark clouds across
the sky. The air was dank, the light muted.
Yet many of the passengers loved that shore outing.
Everything, the wildness, the rawness, the openness, was new
to them. That's why in between expeditions, I enjoy
traveling with northern tourists. They're curious about the
place. Joining an arctic cruise is a deliberate act: You go
south by default but you go north by choice.
The late David Foster
Wallace wrote a darkly hilarious essay about a luxury tropical
cruise, called A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do
Again. It's available at http://www.harpers.org/media/pdf/dfw/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf
Polar bear monitor Eli
Merkeratsuk watches over the scene at Killinek
September 3
From Snug Harbour, the most exposed part of the
trip began. I spent the next few days along the open Atlantic,
rounding a succession of big capes. There was the odd 10-km
stretch, but deep rocky coves indented many of those capes,
and I could usually duck into one of these havens after 4
or 5 km if a wind came up.
I'd been bucking the wind for a month, but
this most dangerous part of the route coincided with fairly
calm weather. Not calm enough, however, to properly experience
the most beautiful landmark on the expedition
-- the Hole in the Wall at Cape St. Michaels. Here, a
giant cathedral window has eroded into one of the cliffs.
Through it, you can see the forest, mountains and sky behind.
But Cape St. Michaels is choppy even on a
relatively quiet day, and I was bouncing around too much
to take the camera out of its Pelican case or even to do more
than glance quickly at the window while focusing on the waves
ahead of me.
This was also the most
populated part of the Labrador coast, and each new day I
passed a village like Pinsent's Arm, William's Harbour and St.
Lewis. I was making good time now, but it was clear that
because of all the wind delays, I wasn't
going to make Blanc Sablon without screwing up Alexandra's vacation. If you do
just a few expeditions, the A to B is everything
-- but if you do a lifetime of these things,
the B is -- occasionally -- optional, as the line between an expedition, with
its formal stated goal, and hard travel blurs a
little. I'd been paddling for five weeks and covered 850 km,
and I felt that I'd cracked the nut of the route.
So I pulled up at Lodge Bay, about 150 km short of the
finish line, and joined Alexandra. Within two hours by
vehicle, we were in Blanc Sablon.
 
Trans-Labrador
Highway, prettified by truck
dust
Puffin at
Blanc Sablon
September 1
As I headed south from Cartwright, I
continued to average about 25km/day. Considering that my
paddling pace was about 6 kph in calm water, that was
a discouragingly modest daily distance. In sledding
terms, it's like doing 11km/day -- not a disaster, but not
really mileage that makes you happy. Afternoon headwinds
typically cut my pace to 2 or 3 kph. Depending on the terrain,
or sea-rain, I often quit a couple of hours
early. Sometimes the meagre distance to be gained wasn't
worth the effort. I also try to avoid tackling big challenges
at the end of the day, when I'm tired. So if I had to
round an exposed cape or risk a long open-water
crossing, I left it for the morning.
The only advantage of the winds was that my
camps were not particularly buggy, with one exception: Snug
Harbour. Another ghost village, Snug Harbour was a
brushy, claustrophobic place well-protected from the
wind. On this damp evening, black flies descended on me
in multitudes that I'd never seen before. (Ellesmere Island
and much of the High Arctic, where I often travel, has
few mosquitoes and zero black flies.) But here in Snug
Harbour, about 1,000 black flies clambered
vigorously up each pant leg. I felt like an African
explorer about to be overwhelmed by army ants. My socks and
shirt were tucked into my pants, and of course I wore a
headnet (Outdoor Research's black headnet gives the best
visibility of any I've used). A few found their way in, but
not many. That many insects felt gross, but you had to give
them high marks for enthusiasm. As I set up the tent, the
backs of my hands glistened with newly applied DEET, but this
did not deter them. They clambered vigorously over my hands,
dissolving in the potent compound. Soon, the backs of my hands
were freckled with black fly corpses. Once I got in the tent,
they ceased to be an issue: black flies get disoriented with a
roof over their heads and lose all interest in biting. The 200
or so that came into the tent with me were easily dispatched.
But how grateful I was that night that I had a pee bottle!
August 28
At home I'm not superstitious, but out on the
land, I'm so obviously at the mercy of forces greater than I
am that nature seems made up of Greek gods -- spiteful,
helpful, treacherous, guiding, crafty. A minke
whale surfacing nearby suggests that I'm in tune with the
sea. A wind comes up too often, and I wonder what I've
done wrong. It doesn't make sense, but that's how it feels,
especially if you're traveling solo.
One day I lunched at one of the many abandoned
fishing stations, Seal Islands Cove. The settlement dates back
over two centuries, and it was larger and more haunted than
most. As I paddled away, I noticed a broken heart in the
shallows. It was probably just a kid's toy, but it
really disturbed me. All afternoon, I wondered whose
heart was going to break. That evening in camp, I made sure to
touch the lucky rock that Innu elder Elizabeth Penashue had
given me before the expedition to keep me safe.

August
27
Although the south winds slowed me down, they
were helpful in a couple of areas. North Strand, a 25-km-long
strip of sand beach thought to be the Wonderstands described
by the original Viking explorers, can be wicked to land on or
launch from in an onshore wind because of the surf. But in a
south wind, I had an easy time of it until Cape Porcupine, a
long east-pointing finger which divides North Strand from
another stretch of beach called Porcupine Strand. A violent
squall came up just as I was rounding the cape. There was
nowhere to land, and I had to ride out the storm, with
its 50-knot winds, paddling double time to keep the kayak
braced in the pitching water. At the same time, I had to evade
several bergy bits, house-sized chunks of iceberg, that
threatened to squeeze me between them and the rocky headland.
The squall lasted 10 terrifying minutes, then the weather
instantly morphed into a lovely calm evening. Such is
Labrador.
A day later, I was in Cartwright, my one
major stop. Here, I took two days to restock and repair
equipment. The expedition almost ended prematurely here. While the
boat rested against the wall outside the Cartwright Hotel,
someone, not looking where they were parking, managed to overlook
a 16-foot kayak and drove into it with a pickup,
splintering one of the Klepper's gunwales. But Woody
Lethbridge, the father of the hotel's owner, took the
shattered piece to his workshop and managed to repair it with
bolts and Gorilla glue. It held up for the remainder of the
trip.

August
26
East winds continued from Rigolet as I paddled
east. When I turned south, the winds became consistently
southerly. The one west wind of the five-week expedition came
on the last day, when I paddled west for the first time. Some
trips are just like that.
Kayaking is similar to sledding in some ways:
the boat carries the load and you can tote several weeks'
supplies, the pace is repetitive and, at its best, zen-like.
But kayaking a windy sea is not zen-like. You have to be there
all the time. No flights of fancy. I had to closely watch both
the waves and the sky, since Labrador's weather often changed
completely every two hours. Mentally, this was much harder
than any sledding journey.
Although few people live along the coast now,
ghost villages are everywhere. Before the end
of the cod fishery in 1992, almost every sheltered cove held a
few families. Nowadays, the houses are empty or fallen down.
Doors creak on their hinges. Many interiors are
mouldy from leaky roofs. Typically, each station included
one or two fishing stages, small warehouse-like structures
overhanging the water where the catch was unloaded and the
floats and nets kept.
 
Abandoned fishing
communities at Indian Tickle, left, and Snug Harbour.
August
25
The Labrador coast was windy this summer,
and I reached Lodge Bay, about 150 km from Blanc Sablon. Here,
I stopped to join Alexandra, whose travel dates were fixed.
Labrador is scary enough, but the thought of
messing up your spouse's vacation is truly intimidating.
So in the end, I covered 850 km of the 1000 km. All was well,
I just would have needed an extra week to complete
the route.
It was a hard journey, and
Lake Melville was particularly tough. At 160 km long and
relatively shallow, it took only the slightest
wind, maybe 7 knots, to create a rough
chop. The waves' short wavelengths meant that the
kayak was always pitching. I was windbound for two days
on the lake and had to stop early several times, despite a
quick morning start. If you're doing a short trip, you can get
on the water early, wait onshore till the afternoon wind
dies down at 7 or 8pm, then squeeze in another hour or
two of calm paddling. But on a long expedition, this
burning the candle at both ends is not really practical.
By the time I reached Rigolet, on the
edge of the open ocean, I was several days behind schedule.
Rigolet is old French for a tickle or narrow channel, which
here refers to the Narrows through which flows a powerful
tidal current. As I waited on a point before the Narrows for the tide
to ebb, I was looking at convulsions of whitewater. I reached Rigolet the
following day, doing 8 knots despite a headwind.
More tomorrow.

Setting off after a night in sheltered Penny's
Cove, 130 km southeast of Cartwright.
June 15
Off to paddle 1000km from Goose Bay,
Labrador to Blanc Sablon, Quebec. I don't know of anyone
who's done this entire route. At least a couple of parties
have paddled the entire coast of Labrador in a season, but
they understandably skipped the 150km of Hamilton Inlet. And
several local parties have kayaked pieces of the route, such
as Goose Bay-Rigolet and Goose Bay to Cartwright and almost to
Charlottetown.
The last person to attempt to kayak the entire
south coast of Labrador as far as the Strait of Belle
Isle, however, died of a heart attack shortly after beginning,
in summer 2000. Roy Willie Johansen's body was
found, still in the kayak, on the shores of Long
Island in Lake Melville. It was a weird end for the 6'7"
Norwegian giant, who earlier that year had successfully
paddled 300 km across fearsome Davis Strait from Greenland to
Baffin Island.
My journey, which should take five
weeks, is as much a cultural as a wilderness one. Yeah,
there are long days on a rough coast without seeing a soul,
but there are also periodic summer cabins, and abandoned
villages from the era when cod was king. I also plan to get a
whiff of the spirits of old explorers like George Cartwright,
by visiting some of the spots they describe in their books.
"Haunted by entities" is how one friend in Goose Bay described
that coast.
At the end of the journey, Alexandra will meet
me in Blanc Sablon and we'll drive back home along the
Trans-Labrador Highway, a dramatic wilderness road that is the
eastern version of the Alaska Highway.

The black line shows the kayak route. The
southern section of the Trans-Labrador Highway is not on this
map.
June 13
Greg Deyermenjian sends along some Expedition BS
particular to the tropics. Greg has led more than 12
expeditions to the high jungles of Peru in search of the lost
Inca city of Paititi.
Greg's suggestions:
Armed Guards: There are doubtless some
areas of the world for which armed guards or soldiers
accompanying one's expedition may be warranted (former
"Peoples Republic of the Congo," for example), but for most
other areas those groups that have armed guards accompany them
usually do so because they are 1) Inexperienced, and/or, 2)
Thinking that the photograph of one with armed guard will add
to the aura of dangerousness, which many think of as
automatically adding to the "Indiana Jones" quality of an
adventure. In actuality, though, most danger on an
expedition, especially in tropical areas, goes the other way
around: danger to the native peoples via imported illness to
which they have no immunity; and danger to the fauna, of being
shot, simply for being there and showing oneself, rather
than for the sake of providing food to truly starving or
hungry explorers.
Fee-Paying "Expeditionaries": Not
infrequently one sees yet another expedition announcing
its intention to find this or that lost city, and its seeking
expeditionaries to come along, as long as they pay a certain
amount of money to "join the expedition." Such an
expedition will never really discover anything (except funding
for the organizers), as, even an expedition composed
of all truly experienced explorers, able to travel
with skill and cover territory rather quickly, has a hard
enough time finding lost ruins.
Unnecessarily Full Complement of Científicos
(Scientists) Aboard:It is good to have a
scientific objective. But many expeditions look to puff
themselves up by boasting Biologists, Geologists,
Anthropologists, Archaeologists, Botanists, and a host of
other scientific types, as a way to automatically add a panach
of scientific importance. When it comes right down to
it, most important is the perceptiveness of all the
expeditionaries, exceptional machete-wielders, and maybe a
specialist or two in relevant fields; or else one ends up with
a particularly difficult, unwieldy, and immobile group
of folks in need, themselves, of services.
Lots of Porters: When an expedition has
as many or more people there simply to carry stuff than it
has others who will not be carrying, it's an automatic
giveaway that the entire group is going to get nowhere off the
beaten path. One has to be at least hardy enough to
carry one's own decent-sized pack, in order to have the
wherewithall to truly go along new paths. (There
are times when an expeditionary, because of injury, needs to
hire someone, that particular time, to carry his/her pack; but
that's different than a group with porters.)
In general, the larger
the group in tropical areas, the harder it will be to travel
far and without some problem cropping up. Small armies
of expeditionaries usually get nowhere.
June 12
Top Ten Expedition BS
1. Faking an accomplishment.
Explorers' claims used to be taken at face value
before it became clear that gentlemen could,
and did, lie. Whether it's a first ascent of
Mt. McKinley or up some aesthetic Patagonian spire, a
round-the-world yacht race, or a trek to a slippery place like the North
Pole, where you can't leave notes or build cairns, exploration
has a rich history of fakery.
The question is,
how much still goes on? The late, great Resolute
outfitter Bezal Jesudason used to clear his throat
tellingly whenever the conversation turned to a certain Italian who claimed
to have reached the North Pole in the 1970s.
Now and then, rumors bruit -- about
expeditions, supposedly unsupported, that received surreptitious air drops, for
example, or the motivational speaker who didn't really
summit. But most modern fakery probably
occurs in less complicated projects, especially
solo ones. The media never investigates whether
a traveler is telling the truth or not. Why
bother?
On the other hand,
there's little to be gained from lying if you just go out quietly
and try something. Attention-getting projects require
greater scrutiny.
In general, most bs comes not from what
someone does, but why they do it. Exploration remains one of
the easiest roads to celebrity. A beginner fires off a press release and so
it begins. By contrast, imagine how much work it takes for an athlete
or a physicist to become as
well known.
In compiling this list, I first vetted
it with other adventurers, since this Top Ten is admittedly
polar-bs-biased. Climber/paraglider Will Gadd, one of the
world's best outdoor athletes, suggested another entry:
"Decrying all future attempts on your objective as unworthy."
I'd never heard of this, so I asked another well-known
mountaineer about it: "Is this a climbing thing?"
"It's a Reinhold Messner thing," he replied.
I considered other entries, such as
Excuses for Failure. The three commonest excuses on North Pole
expeditions, for example, are: 1) My back hurts 2) My sled
broke 3) My sat phone is on the fritz and I feel too great a
sense of responsibility to my family proceed under such
dangerous conditions. But these violin concertos are really
just a human, all-too-human response rather than specifically expedition bs.
Greg Deyermenjian of the Explorers Club, who really does
explore rather than just eat bugs once a year under a phalanx
of stuffed rhino heads, promises to send some bs of which
tropical expeditions are guilty.
In the meantime, I'm off to paddle 1,000km along the coast of southern Labrador, from Goose
Bay to Blanc Sablon in Quebec. I'll say a little
about it in the next day or two. Since I don't
do field reports, the next update after that will be in
mid-August.
June 11
Top Ten Expedition BS
2. Claiming something is a first, when it's not.
Usually this is just
self-serving laziness. Why look too closely into what's been done
before when ignorance allows you to grandly claim priority?
Other times it involves splitting hairs, so if an earlier
expedition did something microscopically different from you, it can,
for your convenience, be ignored. Rarely, it is an outright lie from someone
for whom the end justifies the means, as when Robert Peary
tried to wrest the discovery of Axel Heiberg Island from Otto
Sverdrup: "No, no, no, he didn't discover it -- I saw that
island the year before." Yeah, right.
Nowadays, this doesn't work with iconic endeavors, in which who did what, when, how
is well known. But it's still in play with more
obscure challenges.
June 10
Top Ten Expedition BS
3. Pretending that an expedition is all about something
socially relevant.
A century ago, climbers used to boil a thermometer on summits to estimate the mountain's height and
claimed to be contributing to science. Later, others made a big
deal of taking ice
samples, or blood samples, or water samples en route.
This hobby science was popular expedition shtick for years
and still has its practitioners. In large, though, it's been
replaced by the mantra of Raising Awareness,
as in Raising Awareness of Multiple Sclerosis
or, especially, Raising
Awareness of Global Warming. If I see one
more expedition muttering concerned platitudes about how the Arctic has
changed since they were there ten years ago, or
how there are actually areas of open water on the Arctic Ocean
in summer, I'm going to scream.
Very occasionally, there are people for whom environmental
concern is the real spinning cog driving their project.
They're incredibly admirable, but they're also rare as hen's
teeth. With most, it's just a fundraising and publicity
gimmick.
June 9
Top Ten Expedition BS
4. Claiming that an expedition proves something it
doesn't.
Wearing wool
knickers and hobnail boots while climbing the Second
Step on Everest does not prove Mallory did it.
Nor does cutting off eight of your toes and dogsledding to
the North Pole prove Peary succeeded, either.
I've always envied mountaineers their sense of history. Many polar
travelers, on the other hand, even good ones, seem to
have barely skimmed the Coles Notes version of arctic history.
Still, if you're trying to get your expedition
noticed, there are few better ways than claiming that your
endeavor resolves some age-old controversy.
Not that there's anything wrong
with following in the footsteps of past explorers. It's
a legitimate form of historical research, as valid as
poring through archives. But you gotta do your homework
first. Otherwise it's just misinformation, or disinformation.
June 8
Top Ten Expedition BS
5. Hiding the fact that an expedition is
guided.
Some challenges are still so formidable
that they're beyond guiding -- climbing K2, for example. In
the case of others, and polar travel in particular, a
guide reduces something that is extremely difficult, especially
psychologically, to an endurance feat that any fit
and motivated client can accomplish.
Increasingly, expeditions
to the North Pole and South Pole are guided. Not just last-degree
expeditions, which have always been for tourists (albeit a special
kind), but also full-length projects. I'm
not sure how necessary a guide is on a South
Pole trek, but in the case of the more difficult North Pole, it's an
enormous advantage. Very few people succeed in doing the
entire distance to the North Pole themselves. Even fewer succeed on
the first attempt. Add a guide, and the success rate
becomes essentially 100%.
Today,
an expedition may be named the Tom Thumb
Polar Expedition, but likely as not, Tom's just the vain and
ambitious guy holding the purse strings, hoping to make a name as
an explorer and often forgetting
to mention publicly that one of his teammates is a little more than a
fellow traveler.
June 7
Top Ten Expedition BS
6. Making an expedition sound harder than it
is.
One of the nice things
about climbing or white-water kayaking is
that challenges are graded numerically, so there's little opportunity
to inflate an accomplishment. Not so in polar travel,
which the public doesn't really understand and
where there are no clear yardsticks. Many imagine,
for example, that pulling a 150-pound sled is a
superhuman act, little realizing that any grandmother who jogs
on Sunday can do it. But 150 pounds
sounds good, and 250 pounds sounds even better, because for
those unfamiliar with sledding, it's natural to compare it to how
hard it would be to backpack those weights. As a result,
those who want to impress can easily do so. Because there's not
really a polar community as such, just a few people doing
things independently of one another, it's hard for the media
to verify just how difficult something is.
The other side of this equation -- and
this comes up time and again in this countdown -- is that
many polar adventurers are novices. Given that this sort
of project takes a healthy amount of self-esteem to begin
with, it's easy for the adventurers themselves to think,
"Wow, I'm pulling a 250-pound sled for 12 miles at 30
below. I must be amazing." Alas, it's easier than it sounds.
June 6
Top Ten Expedition BS
7. Motivational speaking.
If you
want to know how adventurers really make a living,
it's often by motivational speaking. I'm not talking
about storytelling with pretty pictures, but presentations
crafted to a business audience, in which the message is
Teamwork or Leadership or similar corporate
psychology buzzwords. Nowadays, it seems, everyone bills themselves as
a "keynote speaker". And why not? If you can lay it on thick,
the money is incredible. There are people making a six-figure
income based on 10 hours work a year.
Sometimes the
accomplishments of these adventurers are genuine. Twenty
years later, sadly, some of them are still giving the same
lecture, based on one triumphant afternoon. Others are glib
phonies. Neither climbers nor adventurers, they climb Mt.
Everest specifically to launch a career in motivational
speaking. As bad, in my mind, are the ones who haven't done
anything yet but presume to have valuable lessons to impart to
the rest of us.
There is something
refreshing about the attitude of a first-class
adventurer like Pat Morrow, who admits that he never gave
motivational talks because "I just couldn't see myself
telling a convention of hog farmers that they too can climb
their personal Everest."
June
5
Top Ten Expedition BS
8. Telling your audience that all it takes to
live this life is the courage to follow your dreams, when
you're sitting on a trust fund.
Many people would be surprised at the number of
adventurers who don't have to make a living. Nothing wrong
with being born well off, if you make the most of it: the
great Bill Tillman was a gentleman amateur. So, for that matter,
was Charles Darwin.
But as a poor bloke, I've always been aware that
the hardest part of adventure is making a living at it. (The
adventure itself is just personal hunger, and is almost
effortless.) When adventurers give presentations
and claim -- often in response to audience questions
at the end -- that they make a living from selling
photos, or from book royalties, I cringe. Since I
myself survive partly from photography, I know the
business and I can say that the only ones making serious
coin from adventure photography are full-time photographers,
not expedition types.
Even if you're a serious
shooter, it's not easy. A National Geographic photographer I
know used to make much of his income flipping houses -- he'd
buy a fixer-upper, renovate it, then resell at a profit. Several
handyman adventurers go that route. One well-known big-wall
climber builds outdoor decks. As for books, the royalties
are rarely significant unless you're Jon Krakauer or David
Roberts. So it's dishonest when a "professional"
adventurer tries to inspire without admitting that he or she
doesn't need to earn a living like the rest of us.
June 4
Top Ten Expedition BS
9. Doing one or two expeditions, then retiring
and affecting the pose of an elder statesman.
Again, the nature of polar travel. Good climbers
climb every day or two, but most polar sledders are
not, pardon the pun, in it for the long haul. Typically
they do the North Pole or the South Pole, then retire. A few
do both. If they're particularly serious, they also cross
Antarctica or the Arctic Ocean. That's it. End of polar icons.
Too bad, because the sledding life really is a fine one. It's
as if 99% of climbers just did Everest and maybe the Seven
Summits.
Especially in Britain, it seems that
once retired, these one-trick ponies vigorously
posture as wise greybeards in all matters polar. (Maybe
one-eyed kings rather than one-trick ponies is a more apt
description.) This was more understandable in the 19th
century -- for years, Adolphus Greely was considered America's greatest
living polar explorer, based on one diastrous expedition.
But standards of experience are different now. Will Steger,
for example, was doing impressive arctic stuff as a dirtbag
long before he hit the big time.
June 3
Top Ten Expedition
BS Countdown
10. Erecting plaques in the wilderness in honor
of your own expedition.
This may be a purely arctic thing,
a more permanent version of spray-painting your name on a rock. Several
times at historic sites I've seen elaborate plaques laid
by recent expeditions, ostensibly to commemorate the original explorer but not
coincidentally, also commemorating whoever laid the plaque. The
Franklin site on Beechey Island has some of
this graffiti, which in the Arctic will last hundreds
of years. But one of the most blatant examples is a series
of plaques at various Sverdrup sites on Ellesmere Island. Norwegians are
usually magnificent and understated travelers -- like Sverdrup himself -- but about
15 years ago one less-than-modest Norwegian took a
couple of guided snowmobile trips, erecting bronze plaques
in which Sverdrup's name and his own are in
identical point size. I've checked around with archaeologists, and while
of course it is against the law to take stuff from
an historic site, unfortunately it does not
seem to be illegal to bolt a vanity plaque to a rock. On
the bright side, it is entirely possible to remove such
plaques and throw them into the sea.
June 2
Expedition bs has always been around. Those
quaint Renaissance-era sagas of someone sailing to the
North Pole and finding a tunnel to the center of the earth
probably traces back to some huckster in a frilled
collar and balloon pants looking for the Elizabethan version
of celebrity, or hoping to convince a gullible king to
fund his future endeavors. Expedition bs crosses all
outdoor disciplines, although Everest climbs and North Pole
treks get more than their fair share, because of their iconic
stature. The less technical something is, and the more
instantly famous you can get doing it, the more it
attracts amateurs with questionable motives. In arctic
travel today, it's common for those with big
egos and small experience to boast of undertaking
"the greatest exploration of the Arctic
ever" or trekking to "the last important place
on Earth no one has reached."
Beginning tomorrow, I'll count down the Top
Ten list of Expedition Bullshit -- the 10 most egregious ways outdoor
types posture and/or try to fool the
public.
May 20
Sam Ford Fiord on Baffin
Island, just north of Clyde River, has become famous in the
last dozen years for its giant granite cliffs.
It has become the arctic Mecca for the big-wall
climbing and base-jumping community. It also draws a smaller
number of couloir skiers and sledders, which is what
I was doing there last week, thanks to Nunavut Tourism,
Rick Boychuk of Canadian Geographic magazine, Dave
Reid of Polar Sea Adventures and a couple of adventurous
friends, Derek Boniecki and David Holberton. An Inuit
outfitter shuttled us six hours by snowmobile from Clyde
River to a drop-off point at the north end of the Stewart
Valley. Then for the next five days, we sledded our way slowly
south.

At 4,200 feet,
Walker Citadel, far right, is the highest uninterrupted wall in the
world.
This small area probably has
the most spectacular scenery in the Arctic. Not even
the Mts Thor/Asgaard region a little further south
in Auyuittuq National Park has a denser
concentration of walls and spires and towers. As a
result, Clyde River gets a lot of adventure
tourists. Local Inuit have become so savvy about good gear that
three of them offered to buy my Hilleberg Keron 3GT tent. At
the end of the trip, the outfitter actually picked us up on
time, an astonishing experience in the north.
The only disadvantage about Sam Ford Fiord is
that it feels like a playground. When we were there, we shared
the fiord with two large teams of base jumpers. Every day,
Inuit guides shuttled them by snowmobile to a different cliff,
where they'd climb up the gentle backside, then dive off the
wall. So snowmobile tracks, and the drone of snowmobiles, were
common. In addition, a solo skier was camped nearby,
doing lines down the couloirs. A team of sledders from
France had just passed through. We bumped into other
visitors more than I ever have in the Arctic. There was
none of the familiar feeling of being a million kilometers
from the nearest soul, of owning the spot, at least
temporarily.
It reminded me of Bryce National Park in
Utah -- an intensely beautiful pocket of wilderness. It's
also been compared to an arctic Yosemite Valley and even
the Fitzroy spires in Patagonia. It's currently going through the
steps to become a territorial park. Why not a
national park? Of all the potential parks in the country, this would seem
to be ideal: small, easily managed from nearby Clyde River,
plus unique, world-class scenery. I can't be sure, but I
suspect that a national park would be just too
restrictive to suit the local business people. Parks
Canada would not allow base jumping, for one thing, because of
liability. Firearms for protection from polar bears would also
not be allowed, restricting access to fully guided trips.
May is definitely the time to go. Mild weather,
beautiful evening light (it's blinding during the day) and the
highway of sea ice. Kayaking in summer might have its moments:
The cliffs plunge vertically into the sea, and there
are few places to bail when a wind comes up -- which,
judging from the hard snow in the inner fiords, it does
frequently.

Sledding past Polar Sun Spire, right. There are
English names
Base jumpers descending from Mt.
Kiguti.
for the three towers at left (The Beak, Broad Peak, etc.)
but
the local Inuit have named them after a komatik, a
man
wearing a parka hood and a woman with an amautiq,
carrying
a baby on her
back.
April 28
In good conditions -- hard snow, flat ice,
temperature above -20C -- sledding is a lot like walking. The
effort is similar. A sled of 150 pounds doesn't feel like
much, it just bumps along obediently behind. On such
days, mileage is all about your walking cadence. A naturally
brisk walker can eat up a lot of territory; but a
saunterer, even a fit one, will rarely manage 20 miles in
a day.
With experience, you can
figure out how far you've come in an hour by counting
steps per minute. Steps per minute depends on snow conditions;
in good snow, when I don't need skis, my natural pace
is 112 steps/minute, which is 2.4 miles an hour. I can keep that pace
up for seven hours. By nine or 10 hours, it's down to 100
steps/minute. Years ago, my primo pace was closer to 120
steps/minute (2.6 miles per hour) but though I can still
maintain that for a couple of hours, it feels unnaturally fast
now.
Your steps/minute cover more
ground on a sidewalk, but on sea ice, the sled and
the irregular surface shorten your stride. When I
mess around on a treadmill, 112 steps/minute is over 4 mph;
122 steps/minute is 5 mph. But sledding is not about miles per
hour; it's how fast your legs can keep churning for 8
or 10 or 12 hours a day.
My own one-day
record is 42 miles in 16 hours, man-hauling from Buchanan Lake
on Axel Heiberg Island to the Eureka weather station on
Ellesmere. I don't know anyone else who's ever hauled that distance
in a day, except when pulled by a kite. I wasn't attempting a feat;
I'd simply had a close call with a polar bear in that region the
year before and I didn't want to camp on the sea
ice.

The arithmetic of sledding: 120 steps/minute = 2.6
mph
April
16
Sleeping in a heated bush tent, as we did
in the Mealy Mountains, is a mixed
blessing. Even in our big tent that slept 15, the little
stove cranked out enough heat to ward off the -25 C nighttime
temperatures at the start of the trip. As March advanced and
the weather turned milder, there was rarely even a chill in
the tent. Boots and gloves hung on a pole strung beneath the
ridgepole and dried overnight. During the days off -- and we
had six days off in 17 days -- it was like being in
a little cabin.
It took four hours
to fully set up our big shelter. Often it took
several people two hours just to lay enough boughs for
floor insulation. At first, you just stripped the spruce and
aromatic balsam fir of their branches and spread them out.
Later, you fine-tuned the floor by snapping off the bare sections
of each branch and throwing them outside. We usually gathered
water for drinking and cooking from pockets of slush on the
lakes and rivers. It was a domestic life, with endless chores,
compared to the less comfortable but more mobile world of a
mountain tent. It felt like the life a traditional Innu
hunter would live in between hunting expeditions.
 
April
7
Back from snowshoeing with Innu activist Elizabeth Penashue
and her family in the Mealy Mountains. The sledding was
easy -- much of the heavy gear, including
food, was shuttled forward by snowmobiles every day, and we walked
or snowshoed on a packed snowmobile trail, typically covering 8-10 km/day.
The hardest part was setting up the tents every night. This involved cutting
about 20 spruce trees for ridge and frame poles
and stripping them of their branches, which became the
floor. Then cutting and splitting wood for the stove (after a
few days, a chain saw was brought in and made life
easier).
The trip
mixed old and new. Most of the group walked
with traditional Innu snowshoes -- strung with orange nylon webbing rather than
traditional caribou sinew -- and pulled a wooden
toboggan. We slept in a canvas tent, heated
by a small wood stove. We ate porcupine and ptarmigan and
caribou and bannock -- but also hot dogs, junk food, and
enough baloney to reconstruct an entire cow. When we ran
short, Elizabeth Penashue placed a satellite phone call to
Sheshatshui for more supplies.

Francis and Jack Penashue take a breather
after setting up one of the tents
More later, but speaking of
baloney: Last month's Expedition News website included a call
for participants from someone organizing a trip to the Mealy
Mountains. "According to the best available sources, the
higher mountains have never been visited in snow season, even
by the native Innu" the organizer claimed. This is a
classic example of expedition hype, in which someone makes
a wild claim based on little or no research, because it
makes their endeavor sound more pioneering. The Mealys are not
Himalayan summits: They are accessible, and Innu caribou
hunters have tramped their heights for centuries.

The Mealy mountains: good walking
March
7
This weekend I'll be in Labrador, buying such atypical (for
me) supplies as a 50-pound bag of flour. The snowshoe march
begins next week. When I first went to Labrador, I read
somewhere that it was the coldest place in the world for its
latitude. Labrador is no further north than Great Britain, but
the cold Labrador current helps to create an arctic/subarctic
climate, so the statement made sense to me. Then a friend
archly pointed out, "Maybe Hawaii is also the coldest place in
the world for its latitude."
In any case, Labrador can be frosty. You
can ski to the North and South Poles without ever experiencing
the temperatures of winter Labrador. In 2004, the
lowest still-air temp I had at night was -54 C -- that's -64
F. But now spring is almost here, and Labrador
shouldn't get colder than about -25C.
Next update in April.
March 4
Off to Goose Bay, Labrador late this week to join Elizabeth
Penashue's annual Innu snowshoe trek, about 275 km from
Sheshatshui to Enekapeshakimau Lake in the Mealy Mountains.
Now 63, Elizabeth is an Innu activist who led the
protests against the noise created in the Labrador wilderness
by low-level NATO training flights in the 1980s.
I experienced these jets myself one summer, while a friend
and I retraced Leonidas Hubbard's 1903 canoe journey up the
magnificently miserable Susan River. Even up to
our waists in whitewater, dragging our canoe
upstream, the noise of fighter jets at 200 feet scared us out
of our skin. Labrador was a great training ground for this
sort of hijinks, because it resembled Siberia. As the Cold War
petered out, so eventually did most of the
overflights.

Fun on the Susan River
Whether or not politics turn your crank, you
have to admire someone like Elizabeth, who talks with her
feet. She's been doing these winter walks for about 10 years,
teaching a few kids who join her about traditional
life. (In summer, she leads a similar journey, by canoe.) For me, it's
a chance to learn more about Innu travel ways. For some
people, it ain't the wilderness unless you're paddling it
in a birchbark canoe you've fashioned
yourself, preferably while wearing a 20-year-old red checked lumberjack
shirt from the Salvation Army. But I've always preferred
modern: You travel faster and less domestically, and you can
be inept with your hands and still do ok. On the other hand,
we modern travelers are just visiting. We're not living in the
wilderness as a home. It's hard to patch a GoreTex jacket with
spruce gum or fix a hole in a nylon tent with a crooked knife.
When the granola and chocolate run out, we go
home.
February 22
Next year marks the 100th anniversary of the Polar
Controversy, about whether Cook or Peary reached the North
Pole. The debate is really doornail dead -- neither of them
made it -- but we're going to be hearing a lot about Peary, in
particular, from self-interested parties. The Peary "question"
still makes the news, and just as realpolitik explorers in the
late 19th century continued to try to raise money for Franklin
search expeditions long after the poor guy would have died of
old age, so modern travelers continue to whip up
interest in their projects by linking it to the Polar
Controversy.
A couple of years ago, for example, a
dogsled expedition reached the North Pole in the same number
of days it took Peary. Since Peary's remarkable speed was
one of the weak links in his story, this expedition supposedly laid
that criticism to rest. Never mind that we're now fitter, better equipped and
have far more experience in traveling the frozen Arctic
Ocean and would be expected to go faster than someone 100
years ago. Never mind also that the modern expedition and
their exhausted dogs were airlifted from the North Pole
and didn't have to try to get back to land at the even faster speed
that Peary claimed to have done on the return leg. Finally,
never mind that it's not one thing that kiboshes Peary's claim,
but a whole whack of them --
especially his long habit of lying about his accomplishments
on previous expeditions.
Others will try to smooth
over Peary's unattractive personality by claiming
he was the first to respect and adopt the Inuit way
of travel. That is also
a red herring. Peary was hardly the first to use Inuit
clothing and technique. To him, the Inuit were pawns in
his chess game. Typically he speaks of them in cold, abstract terms.
When six of them died from a disease they caught
from Peary's supply ship, he records it in a single dismissive line. Elsewhere,
he refers to the Inuit as "members of [an] inferior race." Always
the fundraiser, he brought back a few Inuit
to civilization so they could appear as curiosities
at exhibitions. Most of them died. And he stole the Greenland meteorites,
from which the Inuit had made iron tools
for centuries, and took them back with him to the American
Museum of Natural History, increasing the Polar Inuit's dependence on him and
the supplies he paid for their services.
For decades afterward, the Inuit referred to Peary as
the "great tormentor".
 
One
of the Inuit who died after visiting Peary's ship.
Box fragment with "Peary expedition"
stenciled
on it, found at
an old Inuit qammaq, or
stone hut.
February 12, 2008
More News than Expeditions,
but check out this profile of Canada's adventure couples,
including Alexandra and I, in the current issue of UP!,
Westjet's inflight magazine. www.up-magazine.com/magazine/features/The_Love_of_Adventure_3.shtml
January 10, 2008
2007 was a heavy travel year, with three
major trips, including a 700-km ski expedition from Devon
Island up the east coast of Ellesmere Island. My partner, Bob
Cochran, and I followed the footsteps of Frederick Cook, on
his 1909 march from his winter den at Cape Hardy on Devon
Island back to Greenland.

Den at Cape Hardy
Cook may have faked reaching the North Pole, but the trek with his two Inuit companions, Ahwehlah and Etookashoo, from the stone den where they spent the winter back to Greenland, was a great journey and worth emulating.
At the end of six weeks, we had covered Cook's entire route, except the last 50 km to Greenland. The ice bridge that reliably spans the open ocean between Canada and Greenland did not form this year. The open water extended all the way to the northern tip of Ellesmere. We had plenty of food left, but there was nothing we could do. We ended, ironically, at a site on Pim Island where Cook's arch-rival, Robert Peary, had once spent the winter.
Here are the pre- and post-expedition interviews from thepoles.com.
http://www.thepoles.com/news.php?id=15699
http://www.thepoles.com/news.php?id=15742
http://www.thepoles.com/news.php?id=16087
http://www.thepoles.com/news.php?id=16110
You can tell from his interviews that Bob is a fabulous companion. He lost 22 pounds on this journey. He went from looking like a corn-fed Ronald Reagan just before our departure in Grise Fiord to a sinewy Mick Jagger on our last day of sledding.
 
Select recent expeditions:
July, 2006: Jerry and Alexandra kayak 500km down the north coast of Labrador and become the first visitors to the new Torngat Mountains National Park Reserve. See Canadian Geographic magazine, June 2007.

May, 2005. Jerry and L.A. Bob sled 400 km on the polar-bear rich southeast coast of Ellesmere Island, from Hell Gate around Norwegian Bay to Grise Fiord. See Explore magazine, March 2006.

Jan-Feb. 2004.
To explore whether experience makes up for being 20 years older, Jerry re-does his first and hardest expedition, a 600-km solo sled journey across Labrador in midwinter, from Churchill Falls to Nain. Still-air temperatures drop as low as -54ºC (-64ºF). Jerry completes the route in 39 days, vs the 46 days it took in 1984. See Canadian Geographic magazine, March/April 2005.

All-time favorite expedition:
Well, the purest, anyway. In 1989, Jerry sleds the 500 km from Eureka to Grise Fiord on Ellesmere Island in 11 days - the fastest sledding expedition ever done without using kites.

The real favorite:
Jerry and Alexandra's two-month hike in 1999 on Axel Heiberg and Devon Islands.

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